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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person:

    My favorite food is pizza!

  • Homosexual Person:

    Cool! My favorite food is pasta!

  • Bisexual Person:

    I like both!

  • Pansexual Person:

    Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.

  • Asexual Person:

    I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.

  • Homophobic Person:

    whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

wearetylerspeople:

casualtroyler:

ohitroyler:

oksoitsmeagain:

rebelyoutubefangirlx:

tyleroakleysslave:

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

I can’t wait to use this on all of the new Fangirls that think they will marry troye 😂😂😂

Tbh we still think we’ll marry troye.

I can’t wait for a bunch of interviewers for teen magazines to be confused too. I can picture it now.

Interviewer: So what are some qualities you look for in a girlfriend?

Troye:

Interviewer:

Troye:

Interviewer:

Troye: A dick.

Reblogging for the last comment

*tyler oakleys dick

HES NOT riGHT FOR THOSE TEEN MAGAZINES IM CRYING OMF IMAGINE

Interviewer: So tell us Troye is there a special lady in your life?

Troye: yes! My mom and my beautiful sister

Interviewer: haha Troye I mean a girlfriend! Haha what a joker

Troye: …

Interviewer: come on don’t be shy

Troye: Tyler

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